16. “Do you believe in dinosaurs?”
In my early 20’s I fell hard for a real southern girl from North Carolina. She was a lot more religious than me, but we made it work. Until I found out she doesn’t believe in dinosaurs. Like, she said that “the devil placed their bones on Earth to trick men into believing there was no one true God.” We broke up that day. After that, it was a joke among me and my friends because it was literally the first thing I asked a girl when we went out on a date.
17. “How do you pronounce GIF?”
Gotta make sure they’re not one of those.
18. “Spit or swallow?”
I feel hard for this chick. Real hard. Things are going super well for us and with us. So we’ve been dating a few weeks, doing the usual. Movies bowling whatever.
So she decides it’s time I go meet her parents. Alright cool I’m down. I dress pretty nice ya know, I’m trying to make s good impression. I show up and she answers the door. Tells me she’s so excited for tonight and licks her lips. Ooh damn shit going down tonight.
So we sit down for dinner. Her dad grilled up some absolute beasts of steak. I’m salivating looking at these th ings. And it happens. She starts eating. And every piece of meat she chews for a bit and spits it out. Wtf?? Okay maybe was just a bad piece. It happens. Nope.
She eats the whole steak like that. Like a damn momma bird getting ready to baby bird it to someone else. Didn’t swallow one piece of meat. I excused my self and left that den of sin.
19. “How do you feel about vegans?”
I’m vegan, but I don’t give a shit what someone else chooses to eat or do with their life. I went out with a guy to a place where I ordered a pasta dish with no Parmesan cheese. Easy peasy. He asked me why, and I said because I eat a vegan diet (I’d confirmed online earlier that day that the only non-vegan thing on that dish I ordered was the cheese).
Fine, right?
Nope. He got really hostile about it and told me that the next time we hung out he was going to cook me a steak that knocked that “vegan bullshit” out of my mind and that “no woman of [his]” was going to not eat meat. Then he gave me this smug little laugh and kept putting his food up in my face the entire night and ordering me to eat it.
So yeah, now I bring it up before the first date even happens.
20. When adjusting the temperature in the car, ask “Are you too hot or too cold – or just comfortable?”
It shows that you’re being considerate and wanting to please.