11. “How do you see yourself in five years?”
In your crawl space, watching your happy family eat a delightful supper.
12. “Are you married?”
if the answer is “divorced”: So, it’s final? I’ve had people tell me they were divorced when they were headed that direction, but the marriage wasn’t quite over.
13. “What is your goal in life?”
During my freshman year in college, I asked this girl out and she said yes. I took her to (I think it was the cheesecake factory) and while we were waiting for our food. I asked her what was her goal in life. Her response was, “I want to become a housewife. I have to have a husband who makes a ton of money while I stay at home taking care of the house and kids.” After hearing that answer, took her home after her meal and drove away.
14. “Do you like cheese?”
it sets important boundaries.
15. “Do you have any kids?”
Friend of mine went on a date with this girl he met out in public. First date goes great, and they agree to go on another. Second date goes great as well, and then she asked him if he wanted to come over after dinner. He obliged and off they go to her house. He gets there, and he was greeted by her two children. He swears at no point during either of their dates, or text conversations did she mention having children. So I imagine my friend went from feeling like he was going to get lucky to very awkward in a matter of seconds.