Out of the Mouths of Babes
My dad let me watch him work on things in the garage when I was little. He thought it was hilarious that I called sparks “fire crumbs”.
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Dolph
Called a lab coat a Science Vest.
That’s what Dolph Lundgren would be wearing.
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Homeless Mollusks
I once worked with a German guy who asked me what the English word for ‘a snail without a house on his back’. Took me a while to work out he meant a slug. German for slug translates to naked snail.
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