So What Grows on Trees?
I read a post on Reddit where a girl called a feather a “bird leaf”.
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Toxic Substances was the Opening Act
Back in (the) 90s I was 14 and begging my mom to let me go to a Guns n Roses concert. I kept nagging until she got frustrated but couldn’t remember the band name and said: ”I’M NOT LETTING YOU GO TO ANY DAMN DEATH AND FLOWERS CONCERT!” I couldn’t stop laughing.
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A-B-C, 1-2-3
I once forgot the word for “letters” and asked my coworker how many alphabet numbers a word had.
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