What’s a Gorilla Dog?
Friend is Norwegian. She couldn’t remember the English word for “monkey.”
Apparently, the direct translation of monkey in Norwegian is “ape-cat.”
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I think I Saw This Seth Rogan Movie
Another favorite (from Norway) is “Grass Dude,” or pineapple.
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Creepy Crawley Kill
At Target, I asked for “a can of bug-murder”. I forgot “insecticide” or even “bug spray”. The dude took it in stride, didn’t flinch.
“Ah, good morrow sir, a can of your finest invertebrate-genocide if you please”.
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