Spud Dud
Broke a light bulb in the socket, did a quick Google search. Eventually, I found someone that removed it using a potato cut in half. I basically ended up with grated potato everywhere.
Grilled Cheese-us.
I tried the life hack where you turn your toaster sideways to easily make grilled cheese. Yeah, a small fire happened and now the toaster has lived in my garden for about a year now.
Teenage Nightmare
My ex heard that there were pheromones in piss that would attract females. He decided that more was better. He collected his piss for a few weeks and then decided to boil it down to a concentrate that he could use to pick up chicks. His parents weren’t home so he got boiling. He boiled piss ALL DAY. He didn’t open any windows or turn on any fans. I’m not really sure how but the entire inside of the house was covered in stinky piss steam. Almost totaled off the house according to his dad. They had to redo the walls and the flooring.