10.
Whenever I come home from a party, I like to play a little game called "why did I tell that story?"
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) July 29, 2017
9.
Nobody really knows when exactly to say "meta." You just kind of have to feel it.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) September 12, 2017
8.
Dinner time comes around more often than good friends do.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) September 11, 2017
7.
I spend an inordinate amount of time per day wondering if Nicki Minaj would like me or not.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) September 8, 2017
6.
What if Flintstones vitamins came before the cartoon? You don't know, you weren't there. It's your word against mine.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) September 6, 2017