15.
I know this is going to make me sound basic, but my favorite brand of play dough is Play-Doh.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) September 4, 2017
14.
I’m 39.965 years old. This is what we call a cliffhanger, ladies and gentlemen.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 7, 2017
13.
When you open Instagram to see it's placed the most recent pic on your camera roll as if it's ready to post and you almost die
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) August 12, 2017
12.
I'm waiting for 3 minutes to feed my dog at 7pm sharp. Just killing time. Both of us. Staring at each other. This is who I have become
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) September 20, 2017
11.
Apologies if there really is a SoundCloud rapper named Lil Plumbst. I owe you a collab, sir or madam.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) August 30, 2017