25.
If you’re pretty, you’re pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, it’s just “congratulations about your face.”
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 19, 2017
24.
Is the dictionary copyrighted? Isn’t ripping off the dictionary kind of the goal?
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 16, 2017
23.
I am a full grown adult, yet I still feel like rolling a piece of bread into a ball turns it back into raw dough.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 7, 2017
22.
Hot take: nailing Halloween costumes is like nailing karaoke songs.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 1, 2017
21.
I don't wanna talk on the phone but I'll trade voice notes with you for 90 minutes.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) September 12, 2017