30.
Sometimes I sit and wonder if I’m friends with anyone who likes cinnamon gum.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 19, 2017
29.
Leather jackets are cool, if you wanna walk around sounding like a rusty swing set.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 18, 2017
28.
“Click here for a video that will state the very same thing as the words already printed below, but with an ad at the beginning and cheap royalty-free dramatic score”
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 17, 2017
27.
There should be a level between like and retweet
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 16, 2017
26.
👌🏼👌🏼are these shrimp emojis? 👌🏼👌🏼are👌🏼you👌🏼still👌🏼sure 👌🏼these 👌🏼aren’t 👌🏼shrimp 👌🏼emojis? 👌🏼👌🏼
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 3, 2017