35.
I think I could survive in a meeting only by saying “now they can just do it with their phones!”
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 24, 2017
34.
What new music looks like to old dudes:
Never Heard of ‘Em (feat. Who now?)
Is This The Band or Song Name?
They Both Seem Like Either— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) September 29, 2017
33.
Shout out to people who text you and apparently throw their phone into a river as soon as they hit send?
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 26, 2017
32.
Can we please stop taking the vowels out of words to make them appear cooler? THNKS
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 21, 2017
31.
I’m no art collector, but damnit I would love to own an original Lisa Frank.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 20, 2017