19 Things Sinners Are Buying On The Internet This Week

12. A “g-kiss” blue vibrator with dual motors. It even has a discreet wireless remote with a 12 foot range, which may come in handy. I can’t think of a practical application for this feature but there must be, there must be!

Promising review: “This was seriously better than 90% of the times I’ve gotten laid. I don’t know if that is a reflection on how awesome this product is or a reflection on how crappy my sex life has been. This is a good buy for the price and quality either way.”

Get it on Amazon for $16.99.

13. Ah! The classic double-sided dildo! *Kisses fingertips like Italian chef*

And here is what it looks like against your chest, in case you were thinking about swallowing it whole:

Promising review: “This is the perfect size for my wife. We’ve tried others for her, but this is the first one to make her climax without the additional help of a vibrator. She not only loves the size, but the texture too. This is a must have.”

Get it on Amazon for $11.99.

14. An ‘ultra-sexy’ (?) fox tail anal plug, because WHY NOT?

Promising review: “As other reviews have stated, it’s a pretty big plug and I definitely wouldn’t recommend it for beginners because of this, but it stays in extremely well, has only minor trouble with the fur poofing back around the base and getting stuck in lube. Additionally, the taper means it’s suitable for use without priming yourself beforehand. Just slather lube on and spend about a minute gradually inserting it, occasionally withdrawing before you go the full length.”

Get it on Amazon for $17.73.

15. A Magic Wand, the tale-as-old-as-time, tried and true, American AF pleasure provider.

Promising review: “Works like a charm. Her back has never felt better. And by back I mean her vagina, obviously. Highly recommended.”

Get it on Amazon for $49.00.

16. A silky smooth dildo called PURPLE HAZE that features a flared base for harness and bounce compatibility.

Promising review: “I am a beginner when it comes to dildo’s, and didn’t want something too large. This one is perfect for me and got the job done! Even had a little doing a little show for my partner! I recommend. Also the purple color is quite nice and its got a suction cup bottom if you wanted to bounce on it! ;)”

Get it on Amazon for $30.