19 Things Sinners Are Buying On The Internet This Week

7. A waterproof touchless air pleasure enhancer with 8 (count ’em, 8!) adjustable levels of intensity.

Promising review: “I. LOVE. THIS. TOY.

I work in an adult store, and have tried just about every toy you can imagine…The sensation feels what I can only describe as a blow job for the clitoris. It’s not quite a suction, but it does have a very light push and pull of air inside the device. It feels amazing, and as stated doesn’t numb you out (which is shocking considering how intense the orgasms it produces are).

The controls are easy to use, it’s rechargeable, it fits comfortably in the hand, it’s small enough that it’s easy to travel with, and it honestly looks like a facial cleaning brush (three cheers for discreet toys!). There is nothing I don’t like about this product. Get one. NOW.”

And another one: “If you’re wondering if it’s worth the money, the answer is yes. Life changer. Nothing could ever be bad ever again.”

Get it on Amazon for $82.99.

8. A versatile strap-on ideal for beginners.

Promising review: “VERY nice for beginners. Stays put on me, and just right for him. Not too big in girth, maybe a tad short in length for certain positions, but overall we are both very satisfied.”

Get it on Amazon for $19.

9. A (kinda cute?) rabbit vibrator that reaches 3 rotation speeds, 3 vibration levels, and allows for simultaneous penetration and clitoral stimulation.

It comes in 4 different colors. The clear one is super cool looking but the most expensive for some reason???

Promising review: “This is the all time favorite of my girlfriends collection. This thing does the job every single time without fail. It is a little on the big side so if you do not like big toys you will not like this one. The variable speed it nice. My girlfriend likes the rabbit ears and only uses that part. They are soft but somewhat stiff so you get more stimulation and do not lose alot of the vibration in the softer materials.”

Get it on Amazon for $25.99.

10. An oral sex stimulator with sense touch technology and 10 stimulation patterns.

Promising review: “Definitely a fun little addition to my collection, powerful motor and sleek design.”

Get it on Amazon for $141.99-$181.99.

11. This utterly hysterical and demented-looking penis head vibrator because penises need vibrators too!

Promising review: “This product was just delivered about 20 minuets ago; immediately took it out of the packaging (people don’t buy these because they don’t want to utilize the intended purpose) – I’ve already “gotten there” once and this thing still has me going almost at round two. That’s right – so satisfied with this bullet teaser that it deserves an awesome review while I’m still using it. I could wear this all day!”

Get it on Amazon for $17.31.