Like let’s make a list of every man sexier than Blake Shelton.
1. Oscar Isaac
2. Taika Waititi
3. Jake Gyllenhaal
785. The ghost of Abe Vigoda
786. The Incredible Mr. Limpet, like as a fish
787. Blake Shelton
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) November 15, 2017
Blake Shelton is the name I'd tell the cops if I was trying to frame a fictional white guy.
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) November 15, 2017
Maybe the true Sexiest Man Alive is on the inside? Wait, no, still not Blake Shelton. Shit. Let me start over.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) November 15, 2017
How can you trust straight people when they chose Blake Shelton as the sexiest among them
— Eliel Cruz-Lopez (@elielcruz) November 15, 2017
Blake Shelton is a man and he’s alive.
That’s all the credit he’s getting from me.
— Imani “too many goddamn Nazis around here” Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) November 15, 2017