16.
if you saw today's date and didn't think back to a year ago when you went on a bender and slept with your ex i'm sorry but we're not friends
— Ashley Fetters Maloy (@AFettersMaloy) November 8, 2017
17.
I vacillate between "everybody loves me" and "oh my god I'm an awful human being kill me now".
— Jackie Bouvier (@jackiembouvier) November 11, 2017
18.
Keep your standards high, and your vibrators charged.
— Gigi Engle (@GigiEngle) November 10, 2017
19.
Good morning. I completed this week’s People magazine crossword in about 10 minutes. pic.twitter.com/CXcognzPyy
— Ashleé Clark (@AshleeEats) November 11, 2017
20.
Taylor Swift's got me wishing drinking a glass of wine at 9:20 a.m. was appropriate -_-
— Tina Kolokathis Vilbig (@tinakolokathis) November 10, 2017