6.
who named them kegels and not puss ups
— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) November 7, 2017
7.
on the bright side, the sex robot market about to be booming
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 11, 2017
8.
Body: Go to sleep.
Mind: I bet you only remember 25% of your passwords.— Kashana (@kashanacauley) November 9, 2017
9.
writing on my name tag “i’m not a bitch, i’m just jet lagged”
— cait (@harmonicait) November 10, 2017
10.
I try really hard to be a nice guy because guys typically get more credit for that sort of thing.
— Taylor Tomlinson (@taylortomlinson) November 11, 2017