11.
TSA agent: do you have anything in your back pockets?
me: nah girl that's all me
— tracy clayton jr the 3rd (@brokeymcpoverty) November 9, 2017
12.
truly the one thing 2017 doesn’t need is an extra hour
— danielle weisberg for hire (@danielleweisber) November 5, 2017
13.
raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by taylor swift not taking responsibility for her actions 👋
— Tess Koman (@tessie_the_mess) August 25, 2017
14.
I heard a little girl ask her mom for “party muffins” and I know she meant cupcakes but I don’t care I’m calling them party muffins from now on
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) November 6, 2017
15.
Just got emotional thinking about how the plates on the bottom in my kitchen cabinets never get used.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) November 11, 2017