6. But who’s going to clean up my vomit?
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7. Might have to invest in a swear jar.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSrfz6Fhj62/?taken-by=kinderperfect
8. Been telling boys this for years I guess some things never change
https://www.instagram.com/p/BS16l7UBOK7/?taken-by=kinderperfect
9. And now I’m thinking about my student loans, the horror!
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10. I guess daddy could be in timeout for worse things.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BU2jiMChcQS/?taken-by=kinderperfect
11. Sure, blame it on that one kid when we all know it was you.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVey-SSHtIW/?taken-by=kinderperfect
12. Hey, if at first you don’t succeed try and try again.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BV4TdxvnxWk/?taken-by=kinderperfect
13. Oh hell no! That’s some serious beef.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BS0a-KohP0d/?taken-by=kinderperfect
14. And when the kids are away you can spice it up a bit by adding CAH to the mix!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQTwaqDjw6J/?taken-by=kinderperfect