Shooters shoot! Let’s go, Jake! Love to see it, people. High-risk high reward situation right here and Jake came out on top. At first, when I heard asking his professor for advice on how to ask a girl out I was skeptical. Then I thought to myself, asking someone probably more intelligent then you will always going to be beneficial. Knowledge is power, my friends.
yooo i have about 0 skills when it comes to texting girls so i legit asked my english professor to help me draft a text to a girl and we strAIGHT ETHOS, LOGOS, PATHOSED MY WAY INTO A DATE ??? pic.twitter.com/oHwIDGEheA
— jake (@squidslippers) October 25, 2017
After Jake shared the story of how he asked Hannah out on Twitter, the internet got their hands on it and honestly, loved it. How could you not be rooting for Jake in this situation? What a well thought out calculated attempt, that takes real effort and even thoughtfulness. As long as you don’t find it creepy. Obviously, a lot of guys out there were busting out their pen and paper to take some notes.
Ethos, logos and pathos you say? pic.twitter.com/TIR4d0iSUj
— Brujeria ?? (@JoshuaObanor) October 26, 2017
all I get is a “when we finna chill,” I refuse to put up these bum antics. I’m now ONLY entertaining ethos pathos logos style approaches. https://t.co/c20r9RrY3M
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) October 26, 2017
Asking the English prof for help shows this guy has skills many lack: self-assessment and selection of appropriate advisors.
— Qov (@CanadaAviatrix) October 27, 2017
Me rn pic.twitter.com/ju0rPld8c2
— Josh ?? (@Sxndovall) October 26, 2017
He even reported how their first date went.
Their first date consisted of grabbing a bite at a burger joint, watched the finger painted the sunset together, and obviously played with Hannah’s dog. I can definitely think of worst first dates… that happened to my friends…not me, of course. Jason busting out the romance with the sunset like I said, shooters shoot. The internet is certainly happy Jason took his.
JUST GOT BACK FROM MY DATE LOOK HOW CUTE HANNAH IS I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE SHE SAID YES ??
WE FINGER PAINTED THE SUNSET TOGETHER IT WAS SO AMAZING AND THE PAINTING WAS GOOD BUT THE REAL MASTERPIECE WAS NEXT TO ME THE WHOLE TIME ??
ALSO WINSTON IS CHILL AF pic.twitter.com/3sr39jQCpo
— jake (@squidslippers) October 28, 2017
Finger painting sunsets? a bit out there but hey, I’m down. Burgers, yup! And if Winston likes him you got nothing to worry about. He really does look chill AF, what a good boy. On the date, Moreno shared with Hannah how he actually ended up figuring what to say to her in regards to asking her out.
Honestly, I kind of thought it was funny.
Hanna was “super impressed” by the level of effort that Jason put into the text message. She was impressed because she thought most guys don’t try nearly as hard when it comes to these things. Hannah, we can see why Jason likes you. As for a lasting romance, Moreno isn’t sure if there will be a second date.
I don’t know actually, only time will tell that.
Hannah seemed to be in the same boat when asked if she saw things going any further.
I felt like it went well. I guess we’ll just have to see.
And as for Professor Cupid/Aristotle, he may be looking to expand his professional horizons in the near future after this most recent experience.
I guess it was quite successful because Jacob said she said yes, went on the date, and now perhaps matchmaker will have to go on my resume in the near future.