16.
I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant due to him being quite a bit younger than me. On our date, he dabbed 27 times. Yes, I actually kept count.
17.
I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I’m still a virgin.
18.
I went on a blind date. Things got hot and heavy, but when he pulled off my pants and saw the Pittsburgh Penguins logo on my thong he stopped and told me to get dressed and that he refused to sleep with the enemy. He was a die-hard Flyers fan.
19.
I went on a date with a guy who told me his main aim in life is to live alone in an isolated lighthouse.
20.
On a first date, he told me I look like his ex’s mom.
21.
My best friend set me up on a blind date. I’ve discussed the fact I like to date older men, but she thought it was clever to send a 63-year-old to my house to, “Netflix And Chill.”
22.
I went on a date after recently quitting drinking. As she was sucking down cocktails, she decided to lecture me on how bad the diet coke was for me.