11.
I went on a blind date. The first words that came out of his mouth were, “Rape isn’t bad if you think about it.”
12.
I went on a date to an owl sanctuary. Today is also the day I discovered my all-encompassing fear of owls, as I cried and pissed myself in front of my date and 15 other visitors.
13.
I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left.
14.
My date kept offering to drop me off back home because he thought I wasn’t enjoying myself at the dance. I wasn’t enjoying myself at the dance because he kept asking if I wanted to leave.
15.
I went on a first date with a guy I’ve been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, “Yeah, maybe next Halloween.”