7. The woman who quite literally set fire to her decaying relationship and friendship, simultaneously:
8. The woman who repoed the Batmobile:
9. Alias “Taylor” who sold all her boyfriend’s clothes on eBay looking like this because he didn’t like when she dressed “sexy or revealing.” Atta girl:
10. And the guy who just gave away his ex’s clothes for free:
11. The wife who made an announcement in a newspaper:
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