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21. This is officially the lowest moment of my life.
22. I haven’t checked his Facebook in a while, though. I wonder what terrible memes this new girl tags him in.
23. Oh wow, they’re Facebook official. Who even does that anymore?
24. A recipe to cook together. We used to cook together.
25. These memes aren’t funny. I mean, not everyone can have a *kisses fingers* eloquent taste in memes like I do.
26. Okay, I think I went too deep.
27. My phone is dying and so am I. I don’t even like him.
28. I’m the one who broke up with him! Why do I care that he moved on!?
29. Wait a second … I really don’t care. I don’t care at all.
30. Why did even waste my time doing this?
31. I honestly hope they’re happy together.
32. Ugh, that was exhausting. I’m treating myself and ordering Postmates.
33. I deserve it.