21. Please don’t do this.

Are you listening Mitt Romney?
22. Woman invents dimple machine…

… is killed in horrible face-piercing accident. Unrelated.
23. Just give me the “giant playing cards shoved into my head” look.

Gotchu, fam.
24. This is a terrible idea.

Because the airflow would just shoot your tennis ball off the back of the plane. Idiots.