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https://twitter.com/therealeatwood/status/615659444282724353?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fmemes%2Ftweets-about-god%2F
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And God said unto Abraham, "j/k u don't have to sacrifice ur son but im seriously flattered u can kill this sheep instead and make me Uggs."
— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) May 1, 2014
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And on the seventh day God look on that which he had created and he said unto it: "Fuck it, send."
— maura quint (@behindyourback) October 31, 2015
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https://twitter.com/ColoradoUgly/status/668081638971174912
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God: Babies will come out your vag.
Eve: …
God: You’ll feed them with your boobs.
Eve: …
God: …
Eve: Dude. All I did was eat an apple.— shauna (@goldengateblond) November 23, 2015