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Me: I know you from somewhere
Jesus: I get that a lot
Me: no I'm sure
Jesus: just one of those faces
Me: [holding arms out] go like this
— Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) October 26, 2015
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[in heaven after crucifixion]
jesus: "they were horrible dad, im pleased im not going back there"
god: [rubbing his neck] "see the thing is"— k e i t h ?? (@KeetPotato) January 15, 2015
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[last supper]
drunk jesus: *swinging baguette wildly* You want a piece of me!?— dan mentos (@DanMentos) February 4, 2015
27.
"Welcome to McDonald's, what'll it be?"
Jesus whispering "5000 Filet-o-fish, and hurry"
"5000 FILETS DAN"
J "Shh, keep yr fuckin voice down"— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) January 29, 2015
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Jesus only had 12 followers nigga musta had trash tweets
— Baphomet (@AnUglyNigga) September 23, 2013
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Noah: Two? Why two of every animal?
[God whispers in Noah's ear]
Noah: nice lol— shut up, mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) March 30, 2015