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remember teens: even Jesus once logged off for 3 days
— lawblob (@lawblob) June 22, 2014
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when you're catholic & you forget to go to church on ash wednesday pic.twitter.com/uWtAalZ20h
— nathan (@hosterthepeople) February 11, 2016
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god: u gotta build a boat
noah: can't u build ur own boat.. i mean, ur god
god: [nervously] no i can i just wanna see if u know how— chuuch (@ch000ch) May 31, 2015
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god: u gotta build a boat
noah: can't u build ur own boat.. i mean, ur god
god: [nervously] no i can i just wanna see if u know how— chuuch (@ch000ch) May 31, 2015
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I think having a highway to Hell and only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
— Miss Leah (@LeahsLounge) September 23, 2014