While Jesus seems like he’d have a sense of humor and enjoy this list, God is painted as more of the vengeful type. Have yourself a good laugh at this list of blasphemous jokes, but do so knowing a lightning bolt could take you out at any moment.
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Big deal Jesus, so your dad sent you here to suffer & die, that's what all the rest of us are doing too
— Political Science PhD (@InternetHippo) September 21, 2015
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Judas: The one I kiss is Jesus Christ.
Soldier: You can just point to him.
Judas: (putting on lip-balm) I don't tell you how to do your job.— Gerry McDied 20 Years Ago, On A Night Like This (@GerryMcBride) March 21, 2016
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Anyone who asks, "Why does God let bad things happen to people" has clearly never purposefully drowned one of their Sims in a pool
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) July 28, 2015