We’ve all been there. You’re out drinking, having a great time, feeling like you’re an absolute baller — but then somewhere in the back of your mind is that remembrance that if you don’t call it a night soon, your body will punish you for it in ways that you shutter to imagine.
If you don’t make this your last drink, you’ll wake up feeling like you spent the night consuming battery acid instead of Long Island Iced Teas. Yet, you continue. Surely just one more can’t hurt that much, right? Wrong.
Good thing there are tweets that understand how bad it is for you. They won’t make you less hungover, but they will make you feel less alone in the world.
This wine tastes like tomorrow's going to be awful.
— Alyssa Wolff (@alyssawolff) June 19, 2015
Hangover cure: Go back to sleep and never wake up again.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) August 24, 2014
the best part of any hangover is getting to solve a mystery about ur own life like what happened? Where am I? Why is my phone in rice again?
— Dory (@Dory) January 9, 2017
The best wine pairing is Pinot Grigio and Advil.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) November 3, 2016
You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 27, 2014