21.
[first date]
"table or booth?"
date: table
me: we're done here— James Broaddus (@TheOGJB) April 25, 2017
22.
When I drink my tea I make sure to sigh and say “I really needed this” so everyone knows what kind of day I've had
— bog witch project (@hellohappy_time) August 8, 2017
23.
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 15, 2017
24.
Took a decongestant and now I can smell time.
— A Girl Has No Shame (@illiter8too) August 6, 2017
25.
My favorite thing about classic authors like Hemingway is how impressive their books are on my shelf when guests come over
— online hype guy (@TheHyyyype) January 2, 2017