It me. It you. It everyone.
do u ever choke drinking plain water and feel so betrayed
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) August 23, 2017
college: get drunk and throw up in a mailbox
now: get drunk and submit like 500 dog adoption applications
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) August 23, 2017
me: I never have crushes, crushes suck
also me: sees a guy on the train every day, calls him my train boyfriend, imagines our train wedding
— Gena-mour Barrett (@SmileGena) July 6, 2017
gently touching your friends hand bc you've spotted someone acting like an asshole & you want to talk about it later pic.twitter.com/UBVNTUqcUp
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) August 30, 2016
[discovers something online] Wow, amazing!!!
[two minutes later, seeing someone else discover same thing] yeah, no shit
— Ari Scott (@ariscott) August 23, 2016