6.
Shout out to all the mini panic attacks i have trying to put the change I get back into my wallet before it's the next guys turn in line
— Damon Wayans Yunior? (@wayansjr) March 9, 2016
7.
me: hey
friend who has been thinking abt quitting their job for the past 186 weeks: im gonna do it. im gonna quit my job this week
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) July 18, 2017
8.
I'm jealous of babies because they don't know anybody yet
— Dumb Beezie (@dumbbeezie) August 18, 2017
9.
I get more excited seeing my luggage on a baggage carousel than I do seeing a person I know.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) June 15, 2012
10.
i only ask people to hang out when i know they already have plans
— so sad today (@sosadtoday) February 14, 2016