We get it: you don’t have the time or patience to poke around Amazon all day looking for cool stuff to buy. Thing is, we do! So we scrolled through endless garbage to find the coolest stuff and bring it right to your screen. Thank us later. Or now! Thank us whenever you want.
Full disclosure: We may receive some portion of the sales made on this list. We’re using the money to build a panic room. And to have Jodie Foster come live in it.
1. This gorgeous 3 tier stand.
For your next Jane Austen-level tea party.
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2. A French Press coffee maker.
Buy it before anything French is made illegal via Tweet.
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3. A cork board shaped like the hills.
With pushpins shaped like trees. Let your imagination run wild!
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4. This little ducky trash can.
It’s so cute you’ll forget it’s filled to the brim with used tampons.
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5. A Ned Stark figure.
Ah yes, the main character of Game of Thrones. The hero that’s stuck with us for seven seasons. Our rock, our champion. *sobbing*
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6. This pink mug and saucer.
You can fill it with gin and no one will know.
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7. A roll-up cord storer.
Perfect for traveling or escaping the zombie apocalypse with your chargers.
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8. This cute dog pillow.
Not as cute as an actual dog, but way less work.
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9. Dachshund book ends.
LONG AND LOW, BABY!
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10. This cactus cork board.
The needles go into it, so it’s kind of like a reverse cactus?
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11. These foxy socks.
For a foxy lady such as yourself.
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12. This decorative dog statue.
To really bring in the “cool California aunt” vibes.
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13. A Swiss army knife.
You can never have too many gadgets. You can have too few gadgets.
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14. This sleek laptop stand.
It’ll help with your posture. And it also looks cool.
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15. A levitating speaker.
Look, do you need a levitating speaker? No. Do you want one? I bet you do now…
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