We get it: you don’t have the time or patience to poke around Amazon all day looking for cool stuff to buy. Thing is, we do! So we scrolled through endless garbage to find the coolest stuff and bring it right to your screen. Thank us later. Or now! Thank us whenever you want.
Full disclosure: We may receive some portion of the sales made on this list. We’re gonna take it to Vegas and bet it all on red, baby!
1. A peanut butter and jelly coin purse.
It won’t make your money sticky, so, sorry if that’s what you’re into.
Check it out here!
2. A soap pump from the future.
A strange future where liquid soap actually does something.
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3. Batman bookends!
For when you want to read and brood at the same time.
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4. A burrito blanket!
So you can do it for real instead of simulating the burrito experience with a lame, ordinary blanket.
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5. A little Harry Potter key chain.
So you can carry a little magic wand with you at all times. No, not that kind.
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6. Frenchie socks!
Almost as cute as a real French Bulldog, with less cleanup.
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7. Polar bear oven mitts.
Usually I spend my winters pretending I’m a polar bear, anyway.
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8. This brutally honest coffee cup.
Honestly, I’m nowhere near that last line until cup #2.
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9. This sriracha lunchbox.
For the always-carrying-hot-sauce-Hillary-Clinton vibes.
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10. This monkey peeler.
It’ll make peeling vegetables slightly more tolerable.
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11. This water bottle that speaks to your soul.
They eat nuts with two hands, guys. TWO HANDS.
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12. A slick, retro toaster.
For all your slick, retro toast.
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13. This dope, futuristic hat.
According to Back To The Future II, we should’ve been wearing this hat two years ago already.
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14. This cat face mug.
So you can experience, one brief sip at a time, what it’s like to be a cat with a mug.
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15. A bunny with a mustache.
It’s… I don’t know what else you need. It’s a bunny with a mustache.
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