We get it: you don’t have the time or patience to poke around Amazon all day looking for cool stuff to buy. Thing is, we do! So we scrolled through endless garbage to find the coolest stuff and bring it right to your screen. Thank us later. Or now! Thank us whenever you want.
Full disclosure: We may receive some portion of the sales made on this list. We’re putting all the money into stocks and bonds. And by stocks and bonds, I mean chocolate and ice cream.
1. The best travel pillow in the world.
It looks like a Pokemon, but it’s actually the greatest way to sleep on a plane since chugging a bottle of NyQuil.
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2. This bamboo mouse.
It looks cool, and will probably attract panda bears.
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3. This gorgeous backpack.
Great for a trek across Europe, or for getting makeup to the pregame.
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4. Some R2D2 socks.
Bleep bloop. Bleeeeeeoooop.
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5. This water bottle watering can attachment.
Turn every water bottle into a magical watering can!
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6. A Tetris mug.
It reveals itself when you pour in liquid. Just like your mother in law.
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7. This French toast bread stamper.
Make your French toast a little more French. All you need is pompousness and you’re all the way there.
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8. These speech bubble snack labels.
It’s like your food is talking! Try not to think about it too much.
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9. This sleek tissue box.
For when you want to live in a cool, clean, sneezy vision of the future.
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10. A panda mug!
Pair it with your bamboo mouse for a perfect day of forgetting all your responsibilities.
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11. An adorable honey pot.
Looks like it’s from a cartoon! But isn’t life just a very accurate cartoon?
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12. This Kraken beanie.
Become who you were born to be.
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13. This nifty little broom and dustpan.
So slim it can fit anywhere. Yes, even there.
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14. This big city coloring poster.
Great if you need to keep busy and get over a breakup or something.
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15. Stress Ball Paul.
Paul knows how you feel. Paul is here to help.
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