We get it: you don’t have the time or patience to poke around Amazon all day looking for cool stuff to buy. Thing is, we do! So we scrolled through endless garbage to find the coolest stuff and bring it right to your screen. Thank us later. Or now! Thank us whenever you want.
Full disclosure: We may receive some portion of the sales made on this list. We’re using the money to buy some podcasts. Wait, podcasts are free?! Are you serious?! Who’ve we been paying?
1. This sleek bluethooth speaker.
Perfect for a camping trip or a glamping trip.
Check it out here!
2. These tassel earrings.
Make your face a burlesque dancer.
Check em out here!
3. A unicorn necklace.
In the post-fact age, unicorns can be real if you want them to be.
Check it out here!
4. Mermaid leggings.
Perfect for your mermaid Halloween costume or your mermaid every day life.
Check it out here!
5. A stuffed chicken.
A decorative fixture for autumn, and a friend that will never betray you.
Check it out here!
6. A bamboo Kendama.
It’s a toy that’s as fun and frustrating as your ex boyfriend.
Check it out here!
7. Game night in a can!
Everything is better when it comes in a can.
Check it out here!
8. A banana door stop.
It’s the best way to stop a door since jamming your foot under there.
Check it out here!
9. A smart notebook.
It takes your notes and transfers them to your devices so you don’t have to spend too much time away from screens.
Check it out here!
10. A space pen.
In case you ever go to space, and need to write some stuff down.
Check it out here!
11. A GPS pet tracker.
Honestly I might put one on my headphones.
Check it out here!
12. This little cat sculpture.
Pretty much captures your spirit animal.
Check it out here!
13. A USB log.
Charge up your log so it can last all day. Just kidding, it’s a thumb drive.
Check it out here!
14. This polaroid camera.
It’s a real polaroid camera! It prints real photos! How quaint.
Check it out here!
15. This dope rocking chair.
It’s a good reading chair and an equally good passive aggressive texting chair.
Check it out here!