24 ‘As Seen On TV’ Products That Actually F***ing Work.

The thing about “As Seen On TV” products, is they’re a real dice roll. When you accidentally fall asleep on the couch, wake up at 4am, and see a maniac chopping an onion with a plastic button, you can be pretty easily convinced to pick up the phone.But then it gets there and you realize that you’ve just been sold a bunch of bulls***. The plastic button can barely chop melted butter, and now you just have another thing in your kitchen drawer that you’ll never use.

The good news is, in the age of the internet, every As Seen On TV product has been thoroughly reviewed, and you can avoid the sh**y ones. We’ve sorted through the reviews and brought you 24 popular TV products that actually work, and that you won’t completely regret buying.

1. This painless hair-remover.

Looks just like a lipstick, so it’s great for all your on-the-go sudden hair removal needs.

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2. This tub drain protector.

It catches all the hair that usually ends up in the drain. So no more standing in a pool of filthy water first thing in the morning.

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3. This chopper/dicer.

No more tears from the onions or the sudden realization that you’re alone in the universe.

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4. The Vegetti noodle maker.

You love pasta, but you’re also getting winded when you walk up stairs. Make pasta out of vegetables with this fun to use veggie spiral maker thing!

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5. Screen repair tape.

Repairs tears in your screens, and maybe even your stockings. (Wait no, just tried it.)

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6. This super cool lunchbox.

Keeps cold things cold! Keeps warm things warm. Keeps middle things… middle?

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7. The bacon wave.

Lets you make much more bacon than a traditional pan. But not enough, obviously.

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8. Magic pens.

They’re not actually magic, but they’re pretty darn close.

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9. This twisty hair towel.

For anyone who’s mom didn’t teach them that hair-towel-spiral thing.

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10. This deshedding glove.

Petting your doggo is already the best, but now it can feel productive!

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11. The slimmest wallet ever.

For the credit cards you have at every store from here to the Mall of America.

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12. The sticky buddy.

The best clean-up tool since the Swiffer. Also has the same nickname as you did in elementary school.

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13. The clean reach.

For those corners that haven’t been cleaned since Reagan was president.

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14. Flex seal!

Use it on your whole room so you can lock yourself in for the winter.

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15. The Scrub Daddy.

It changes from a soft sponge to an abrasive sponge just with the temperature of the water! Also it’s fun to say “scrub daddy.”

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16. Hercules hooks.

Strong as a corn fed midwestern boy.

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17. This compact pressure cooker.

Which will be the only thing in your home thatactuallyworks well under pressure.

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18. This food dehydrator.

Make your own dried fruit! Then ask if anyone wants any, and watch them all say no.

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19. This portable handle.

Finally you can actually get a handle on your life!

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20. Fasta Pasta.

No mess, no clean up, fast pasta. That’s on my family crest.

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21. The Shamwow!

Yes, a real As Seen On TV celebrity that actually works!

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22. The miracle blade set.

The best set of knives that isn’t a pyramid scheme.

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23. Wonder Hangers.

The strongest hangers in the world. For hanging your suit of armor.

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24. OxiClean.

Yes. You’ve heard of it, you probably already love it. Get yourself some OxiClean and get rid of stains forever.

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