We get it: you don’t have the time or patience to poke around Amazon all day looking for cool stuff to buy. Thing is, we do! So we scrolled through endless garbage to find the coolest stuff and bring it right to your screen. Thank us later. Or now! Thank us whenever you want.
Full disclosure: We may receive some portion of the sales made on this list. We’re using it to start our own social network called Leave Me Alone.
1. This adorable panda speaker.
Which can easily replace your current laptop-in-the-bathroom-while-you-put-on-your-makeup technique.
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2. This body scrubber.
It’ll make your skin feel like a baby. With less poop.
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3. A pack of lychee gummies.
Literally the tastiest thing you can put in your mouth that isn’t covered in melted cheese.
Check ’em out here!
4. This super stylish health tracker.
A subtle way to stay fit while you wear yoga pants and do nothing all day.
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5. This cat paw door stopper.
Don’t worry it’s not a real cat paw. It is a real door stopper though.
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6. This classy tea pot.
For when you’re feeling like an adult for five minutes
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7. These portable chargers.
They look like a nutcracker and the guy that took your mom to prom in the 70s.
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8. A portable record player.
Strap it to your one-speed bicycle and become the ultimate hipster.
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9. This hangin’ sloth!
He’s just hangin around! Hangin out! Just hangin!
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10. Some wooden coasters.
Which will make better coasters than your stack of New Yorkers.
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11. This nifty desk lamp.
For when you’re up late “studying…” wink wink.
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12. A rose gold cocktail set.
One part girly, two parts classy, every part drunk as hell.
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13. This little turtle wine holder.
Because your current wine holder is the back corner of the fridge.
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14. A big gummy bear mold.
Eating one giant gummy bear is the same as eating a crap ton of regular gummy bears.
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15. Finally, an anti-social network.
Because some thoughts don’t deserve to pop up in Timehop a year later.
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