We get it: you don’t have the time or patience to poke around Amazon all day looking for cool stuff to buy. Thing is, we do! So we scrolled through endless garbage to find the coolest stuff and bring it right to your screen. Thank us later. Or now! Thank us whenever you want.
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1. Prescription shot glasses!
Because drinking is a prescription to partaayyyyyy. I’m old.
Check ’em out here!
2. This instructional tumbler.
What’s the difference between cake and a breakfast pastry? Only the judgement of people around you.
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3. This high heel phone stand.
Because even your phone stand can be sexy and uncomfortable.
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4. This luxury cat lounge.
You can sleep on the floor, or on the ground outside. Just make sure the cat is happy.
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5. This honest hoodie.
No one will talk to you while you wear it, because they’ll think you only speak cat.
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6. This iconic figurine.
Put it in your garden, or your living room, or your bathroom. Wear it around your neck if you have to.
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7. This pizza beach blanket.
It also makes a perfectly good curl-up-on-the-couch-and-eat-pizza blanket.
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8. This corgi cookie cutter!
Make fat little corgi cookies that you won’t even want to eat because they’re so cute.
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9. These mustache glasses.
They’ll make you unrecognizable. People will be like “Who’s that mysterious gentleman in the floral romper?”
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10. This adorable honey pot.
All you need is a dirt hole to get stuck in and you’re Winnie the Pooh.
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11. A starry night umbrella.
For those starry nights when it… rains? That doesn’t make sense.
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12. This dog toaster!
Because regular toast is fine, but toast with a dog seared into it is super fine.
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13. This queen pillow.
Because it’s better to be queen. And to nap.
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14. This lion mane for your dog.
The real trick is teaching your dog to act like a lion instead of a lazy drama king.
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15. This clock that’s giving up.
It’s a great metaphor for your existence. It also tells time.
Check it out here!