We get it: you don’t have the time or patience to poke around Amazon all day looking for cool stuff to buy. Thing is, we do! So we scrolled through endless garbage to find the coolest stuff and bring it right to your screen. Thank us later. Or now! Thank us whenever you want.
Full disclosure: We may receive some portion of the sales made on this list. We promise to use it only on egregiously expensive appetizers like Salmon Tartare and Beef Carpaccio. We don’t even know what those are.
1. This lego mug will turn coffee time into play time.
Right before it all turns into poop time.
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2. This canvas bag will declare your allegiance.
All these fries, and somehow he’s the one who’s salty.
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3. This pillow is my life story.
The only thing missing is “absentmindedly Tindering.”
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4. This peach pillow is super juicy.
And it looks like a butt! We’re all winning.
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5. These Wonder Woman leggings might get your ass to the gym.
Maybe Chris Pine will be there. Who knows?!
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6. Rick and Morty socks for all your experiments!
And by experiments, I mean somehow messing up making a bowl of cereal this morning.
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7. This is the nicest bookmark ever…
Save it for all your nice books. The books you would take home to your parents.
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8. TACO PILLOW!
Blah blah blah TACO PILLOW!
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9. This high heel stapler is the perfect cocktail party stapler.
Why can’t all office supplies be this sexy?
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10. This notepad is deeply truthful.
You don’t even have to write anything on it.
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11. This Shiba Inu cookie cutter is a must have.
Very cookies! Much yum.
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12. These tongs will make you feel like a cat.
Which is exactly what your life has been building towards all this time.
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13. Can you open bottles with your beaver?
Now you can! With this cartoon beaver bottle opener. What? Why are you laughing?
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14. Grumpy Cat slippers are your spirit slippers.
Who doesn’t want to look at that face first thing in the morning?
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15. Look at this panda mug!!!!
He’s so cute you’ll feel bad drowning him in boiling hot coffee every day.
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