11.
You're darn right I abuse drugs. I see a drug, I punch the crap out of it. Get lost, drugs.
— ♥mark magark♥ (@markedly) May 3, 2016
12.
[leaving store without bag]
Cashier: Forgetting something?
"Oh wow, how embarrassing"
*walks back to give her a hug and kiss on the lips*— RaspberryheART (@Jenny4ashley) August 20, 2014
13.
https://twitter.com/iamburtjarvis/status/760495508582494210
14.
https://twitter.com/coolado_/status/906751175877431296
15.
https://twitter.com/baddiekel/status/903470368874127361