At one point or another in everyone’s life, we have had a roommate or two. Whether it be during college, in the real world or as an adult (our significant other can even count), we’ve experienced living with someone else. But, when you live with someone, you really get to know them. You may think that you know someone relatively well – but, everything changes when you live together (trust me). While everyone has their own roommate nightmare stories – some are just too crazy not to share. People on Twitter are sharing their weirdest roommate stories and to be honest – some of them are cringeworthy.
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#MyWeirdRoommate I once found a note on the fridge reading: "the rat is dead he is under the table. Have a nice day :)" sure enough he was
— Cari Jenkins (@carijenkins) September 6, 2017
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He's been on the lease for 6 months, has never slept there, but keeps his cats in his room. #MyWeirdRoommate @FallonTonight
— Seth Goodtime (@SethGoodtime) September 6, 2017
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It was raining once and my old roommates were BBQing with an open grill inside our apartment when I came home. #MyWeirdRoommate
— DryvBy ? (@DryvBy) September 6, 2017
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Walked in to see my roommate using MY peanut butter as shaving cream #MyWeirdRoommate
— Hailey (@carollhailey) September 6, 2017
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Had a roommate that would mash all the food on his plate together and would use a kit-kat instead of a fork to eat it #MyWeirdRoommate
— Shayne O Sullivan (@UN_Squaredude) September 6, 2017
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Old roommate used to wear her wisdom tooth on a necklace #MyWeirdRoommate
— Kayla (@kayladee27) September 6, 2017
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I had to sleep with a plastic Lightsaber under my pillow since my roommate would burst in my room randomly to start a duel. #MyWeirdRoommate
— DJ Strong (@TheDJStrong) September 6, 2017
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1st yr at Pitt my roommate said he was homesick & went hunting. I opened my fridge & found a squirrel wrapped in foil. #MyWeirdRoommate
— Derda N'at (@douglasderda) September 6, 2017
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#MyWeirdRoommate strategically places horrifying mannequins around the house in an attempt to scare off potential burglars. pic.twitter.com/eXpwJQJJ0D
— Zack Burgess (@Zack_Burgess) September 6, 2017
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I had a roommate that showered with his clothes on, because apparently using the washing machine was too expensive #MyWeirdRoommate
— Aegon Targaryen (@WillMcCollister) September 6, 2017
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#MyWeirdRoommate once ate a 20 McNuggets in the restroom. I found the trash hidden & when I conronted him, his response was, "I was hungry"
— Travis Bryant (@Travis_Bryant) September 6, 2017
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I had a roommate that would sleep walk in the middle of the night speaking German…
He was Chinese. #MyWeirdRoommate— Jay Mazo (@iamjaymazo) September 6, 2017
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#MyWeirdRoommate left behind 8 bottles of mustard of different varieties when he moved out. Never once saw him eat mustard. @FallonTonight
— Dont Thinkso (@DontThinkso555) September 6, 2017
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#MyWeirdRoommate bought hot pockets for our mini fridge. When I told him they were supposed to be frozen, he went and bought more.
— Christian Griffith (@CJGriffith99) September 6, 2017
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It was my roommate's turn to buy hand soap, so he told me that he didn't believe in it & used hand sanitizer from then on. #MyWeirdRoommate
— Troy Lynch (@mrtroylynch) September 6, 2017
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I had a roomie who never cooked, and freaked out when I was boiling water for pasta because it was going to "catch fire" #MyWeirdRoommate
— sonia? (@thezonia) September 6, 2017
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#MyWeirdRoommate would get high and pick all marshmallows from lucky charms, hide them, then put the box back. What a dick!
— Geoff Grandi (@TheGeoffGrandi) September 6, 2017
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I have a roommate that likes to have Siri say "if she ain't thick she ain't for nick" #MyWeirdRoommate
— Just Ry (@ryan_carrion13) September 6, 2017
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I had a roommate who asked me if I wanted to go halfsies on a soap dish. From the dollar store. #MyWeirdRoommate
— Melissa ??? (@Mel__Lynn__) September 6, 2017
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#MyWeirdRoommate wore a clear plastic raincoat & kept live goldfish in the pockets so you could see them swimming around. #chrissyfishpocket
— tracy eiler (@tracyleiler) September 6, 2017
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Roommate created a "Shrek shrine" in our bathroom #MyWeirdRoommate pic.twitter.com/8fsrRoZn7t
— SαRαΗΖ (@Sarah_Z_33) September 6, 2017
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I had a roommate who would bring his own toilet paper whenever he’d go to the bathroom. He thought his was less "germy." #MyWeirdRoommate
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) September 6, 2017