This Amazing Bakery Will Send Savage Cakes To Your Biggest Haters

We all know what it’s like to have someone we just straight up don’t like. These are the people we want to write horrible, savage and trolling things on their Facebook pages and Instagram profiles – anonymously, but – basically, it’s “not very adult-ly” to do such immature things (or, that is, according to my mom). So, if you’re looking to get one over on someone who has done you wrong and, want to do it anonymously – we have the perfect place for you.

Troll Cakes, the bakery of your wildest, petty dreams, is here to send anonymous cakes to people you want to get revenge on. The bakery will send a “troll cake” to someone you dislike for $35 (if you know their address). But, if you have someone you strongly dislike – and, don’t know their address – they’ll track down your least favorite acquaintances for the low, low price of $60.

Honestly – it’s a genius idea and I’m all for it. I have a list of people who deserve this and I’m sure you do, too). Here are some options to get your cake ideas flowing.

Private order. Posted with permission. #trollcakes

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Private order. Posted (& tagged!) with permission. #trollcakes

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Made from a comment left on Seth Rogen's selfie with Gonzo #trollcakes

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