This week, people have been freaking out all over the Internet because some d*ckhead hacker leaked the fourth episode of season seven of Game of Thrones. While we haven’t watched it, because we’re in full support of HBO and the GoT show-runners (they work really hard to make this sh*t guys, don’t be a**holes), we have learned that this episode will be the shortest episode in the history of the entire series.
The episode – which is titled “The Spoils of War” – is only 50 minutes long, whereas most episodes are 60 minutes+ in the series. However, show-runners and producers are also giving us the longest GoT episode ever this season – at 90 minutes long. That’s basically the same run time as a movie you’d go see in theaters.
So – if you’re really mad that you’re only getting to see 50 minutes of Dany’s dragons or Jon Snow’s man bun – have no fear. You’ll be stuck on your couch for a full, commercial free, 90 minutes before you know it. So, I’d hit the bathroom twice before you start watching.