designing an intricate pulley system powered by ants in your head and becoming so focused on it you lose your boner.
Referring to it as intercourse.
“ooo yeah! You like it when I have vigorous intercourse with you?”
From my experience, talking about something unrelated, even if you think it would be REALLY funny. Similarly, squeezing your vagina to the beat of a song and asking your partner to guess the song.
Insisting that you both dress up as Ronald McDonald
Trying to sell your partner life insurance.