Apparently, You Should Never Do These 30 Things During Intercourse

21. refs0n1c

designing an intricate pulley system powered by ants in your head and becoming so focused on it you lose your boner.

22. big_duo3674

Referring to it as intercourse.

“ooo yeah! You like it when I have vigorous intercourse with you?”

23. LikeaLioness

From my experience, talking about something unrelated, even if you think it would be REALLY funny. Similarly, squeezing your vagina to the beat of a song and asking your partner to guess the song.

24. Mirenithil

Insisting that you both dress up as Ronald McDonald

25. Louiscipher666

Trying to sell your partner life insurance.