Them turning on Game of Thrones to use as background noise. I’m sorry, but I’m gonna keep looking at the television especially if I keep hearing moans, battle scenes and climactic music lol.
Small talk. Please don’t ask me what the weather is like right now.
Shouting out another dudes name.
Especially if it’s “LEEROOYY JEENKIINNSS!!” and she doesn’t understand the reference.
Saying “I love you” for the first time.
Calling out your own name and slapping your own ass.