Once in a while, the people of the Internet find someone to obsess over all over social media. While the majority of people are talentless, strange and obnoxious (cue cashmeousside girl), there are few times where we are grateful for the Internet’s obsession.
For example: Tree Man.
It all began when one girl tweeted about this monster-man on Twitter and from there – women everywhere were swooning over this stud muffin.
This not a man, this a tree. pic.twitter.com/0rU95oBbxh
— la loba (@vickto_willy) May 29, 2017
This, is Tree Man. His real name is Danny Jones and he’s a personal trainer – but, we will forever know him as Tree Man because:
After discovering Tree Man, Twitter began to let the thirst flags fly, because this man is a tall drink of sexy.
— Quentin (@quentinnield) May 30, 2017
wonder how big his dick is
— Lana Del Rey (@suckiesuckie69) May 30, 2017
Oh my… I would climb that and live on it forever ? pic.twitter.com/HNvwKroTkZ
— Steven Price (@SJamesPrice) May 30, 2017
— Jon (@prasejeebus) May 30, 2017
@cockratease if that's a tree then consider me her pic.twitter.com/SIqbMFLxDx
— Sebastian ? (@setrocs929) May 30, 2017
I am ON IT! pic.twitter.com/nbPr5SOOY4
— Anne Drew (@vanityhooker) May 30, 2017
Alright ladies – calm yourselves. Tree Man may be beautiful, but, he’s off the market.
*Hearts break everywhere*