Once in a while, the people of the Internet find someone to obsess over all over social media. While the majority of people are talentless, strange and obnoxious (cue cashmeousside girl), there are few times where we are grateful for the Internet’s obsession.
For example: Tree Man.
It all began when one girl tweeted about this monster-man on Twitter and from there – women everywhere were swooning over this stud muffin.
This not a man, this a tree. pic.twitter.com/0rU95oBbxh
— la loba (@vickto_willy) May 29, 2017
This, is Tree Man. His real name is Danny Jones and he’s a personal trainer – but, we will forever know him as Tree Man because:
After discovering Tree Man, Twitter began to let the thirst flags fly, because this man is a tall drink of sexy.
https://twitter.com/quentinnield/status/869484692831186944
https://twitter.com/suckiesuckie69/status/869362262317817856
Oh my… I would climb that and live on it forever 😍 pic.twitter.com/HNvwKroTkZ
— Steven Price 💪🏼🍭🦄 (@SJamesPrice) May 30, 2017
https://twitter.com/prasejeebus/status/869513762998505472
@cockratease if that's a tree then consider me her pic.twitter.com/SIqbMFLxDx
— Sebastian Miami🧜🏽♂️ (@setrocs929) May 30, 2017
https://twitter.com/vanityhooker/status/869692594871193600
Alright ladies – calm yourselves. Tree Man may be beautiful, but, he’s off the market.
*Hearts break everywhere*