9. These cheeky dishcloths to remind your guests that you could really give a f*ck less.
Spill your wine? Here, I really DGAF.
Snag it from Firebox for $17.00
8. A sassy bar of chocolate that is so over dieting.
Tastes like freedom.
Snag it from Firebox for $10.49
7. This enlightening guide for anyone who needs a reminder to let go.
Learn from the zero-f*cks guru.
Snag it from Amazon for $14.99
6. A lovely piece of “f*ck it” decor that will compliment any room.
A motto for life.
Snag it from Society 6 for $19.99
5. This laptop case that sincerely apologizes for its all-around lack of empathy.
Sorry, not sorry.
Snag it from Society 6 for $15.99
4. An F-bomb paperweight that’s sure to be an expletive hit at your office.
Eff all this paperwork.
Snag it from Uncommon Goods for $45.00
3. This adorable little pouch that literally signs “Zero F*cks Given.”
Read it and weep.
Snag it from Society 6 for $15.99
2. A punny t-shirt you’d probably want to wear every single day.
Yep, still don’t give a one,
Snag it from Amazon for $24.99
1. This cute cap to help you navigate the world when you’re feeling anti-social.
Just read the damn hat.
Snag it from Amazon for $16.99
Actual footage of me not caring…
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