15.
me: uses debit card once.
my phone: ALERT- you’ve reached your present low balance for account xxxx. pic.twitter.com/XokLCaTTVW
— tesajay (@tesajayy) August 16, 2018
14.
I’m naturally irritated when I first wake up. You have to give me a few minutes to adjust ????????
— 21 (@1Hakz_) August 28, 2018
13.
Who the fuck let me listen to Hollywood Undead when I was 12
— Spicy Emo Meme (@ThyArtIsMemes) August 20, 2018
12.
“it’II get better”
it: pic.twitter.com/eOiMvBq1n0— b (@boujeesIut) August 28, 2018
11.
i don’t even open my front facing camera anymore what i look like is none of my business
— t (@radioheadass) August 2, 2018
10.
white people love patting down their pockets to double check they have their wallet keys and phone and then letting you know that they’re good to go
— viking (@NOTVIKING) August 28, 2018
9.
If your significant other goes to one of your family parties and isn’t scared away, you know they’re a keeper
— Jackson Strick (@StrickJackson) August 29, 2018
8.
It's okay password, I'm insecure too.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) November 20, 2014
7.
Professor: whats the thesis?
Student: oh u want the tea sis?
Prof: no the THESIS
Stud: the money-hungry college education system in our country is toxic,regards students as numbers,prioritizes memorization over learning&cripples ppl w endless debt
Prof: damn thats the tea sis
— Kendra Leigh (@kendraaaleighh) August 19, 2018
6.
What part of “I don’t want to spend anymore money” don’t I understand
— chaci (@OhlhauserAdam) August 21, 2018